Laugh a Little :)

Humor is Infectious
The sound of roaring laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze. When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness. Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress.

~What goes 99 thump, 99 thump, 99 thump.
A centipede with a wooden leg

~What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies

~ How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
Because it has a BLUE light

~Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs

~What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt

~Where do library books like to sleep?
In their covers

~Who gives presents and bites people?
Santa Jaws

~What's invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
Santa's burps

~What did one snowman say to the other snowman...
Do you smell carrots

~Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work

~What is black and white, black and white, black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill

~What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop

~Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

~Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!

~What's in the middle of a jellyfish?
A Jellybutton!